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Kirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.

Spock: Captain Kirk: This is Spock.

Please step on the transporter.

Scotty: Dilithium crystals!

Hit by Klingon missiles!

No!

McCoy: I’m a doctor!

Kirk: Not an actor!

McCoy: Not a milkman!

Kirk: What does that mean?

McCoy: And I’m sorry -- He’s dead, Jim.

Chekov: Photon torpedo . . . !

Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura,

Open hailing frequencies

Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk,

Opening hailing frequencies, sir

Kirk: Let’s boldly go where no one’s gone before!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .

Beam me up, Mr. Scott;

Sulu, go to warp!

Sulu: Warp three, sir.

Kirk: No! That will be way too slow!

Sulu: Warp four, sir?

Kirk: That still is way too slow!

Sulu: Warp five, sir.

Kirk: It still is too damn slow!

Sulu: Warp six.

Kirk: It’s too damn slow!

Sulu: Warp seven?

Kirk: It’s still damn slow!

Chorus: It’s too damn slow . . . !

Kirk: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov --

Chekov: I am firing torpedo!

Spock: That will not work
and would be illogical

To me, to me, to me . . . !
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