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The government said it was totally fine
They swore there was nothing to fear
The commercial showed something benign
A bundle of holiday cheer
This one didn't follow the plan
I knew things were getting off track
When he popped himself out of the pan
Rolled his eyes and said "I'm back"

Run, run, as fast as you can!
(Run, run, run, as fast as you can)
Genetically modified gingerbread man!
(Genetically modified gingerbread man)
He's part Jim Carrey, part Jackie Chan
Genetically modified gingerbread man

The gingerbread man picked up a knife
"Let's make some warranties void!"
I hid and feared for my life
While my home was slowly destroyed
He gouged my vinyl LPs
Poured glue all over the floor
Filled the bathtub with shredded cheese
Then a friend of mine came to the door
I yelled,

Run, run, as fast as you can!
(Run, run, run, as fast as you can)
Genetically modified gingerbread man!
(Genetically modified gingerbread man)
He's the Samurai cookie from feudal Japan
Genetically modified gingerbread man


Finally I had to make a stand
There's only one way to defeat him
I had it carefully planned
Tear him into pieces and eat him
Somehow he slipped from my hand
He ran out into the street
Joined up with a criminal band
So if you ever happen to meet him

Run, run, as fast as you can!
(Run, run, run, as fast as you can)
Genetically modified gingerbread man!
(Genetically modified gingerbread man)
The gingerbread dough has just hit the fan
Genetically modified gingerbread man

You can't catch him, he's genetically modified
Genetically modified gingerbread man
Using modern techniques that have never been codified
Genetically modified gingerbread man
Genetically emphatically radically modified
Genetically modified gingerbread man
Run, run, run, you're right to be terrified
Genetically modified gingerbread man
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